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Unicorn

A magical animal that poops candy and farts rainbows.
Look, it's a unicorn!!
by notdeandra October 8, 2016
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Unicorn

A horse that's dick is on the top of it's head instead of under it, so cum will drop into it's mouth.
Oh that unicorn is so DEEP, I will have an orgasm.
by TheHandleIsUsedBySomeoneElse August 25, 2018
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Unicorn

Pulling a 'Unicorn' is when a person equips a strap-on dildo onto their head then proceeds to Viciously ,Vigorously and without remorse headbutts a sparkled up hole until the owner of that hole is satisfied.
"Oh wow, my little bitch ,Mark loved the 'Unicorn' I gave him last night."
by Boner Binladen April 9, 2019
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Unicorn

Girl with colored hair who, despite not having one, acts like a huge dick.
Don't need with the UNICORN, you'll get the horn.
by NeonGhostWolf December 2, 2019
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Unicorn

A magical creature with powers to do anything. A unicorn eats glitter and all sweets. Unicorns are the most amazing creatures/animals in the world🦄💗
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
by Unicorn!!!!!! April 22, 2018
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Unicorn

Such a mystical mammal that it's even hellahigher than the gods, the highest of all realms and if it isn't, then there's nothing high enough to tell it a damm, so it just flows rhymes all over Pasco,

Oh. And it's gotta be half capricorn and half cancer, kinda like some sorta cannabis capsule

#hellahigh
I'm hella hellahigh, although i'm not unicorn high,
by Mikky Miller January 13, 2019
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Unicorn

A mythical creature that DOES EXIST!! It’s just that people don’t have enough imagination to see them. Unicorns come from different planets that scientists have not studied yet. They all have their own planets (e.g: on fire planet live the fire unicorns, on water planet live the water ones...) If you don’t believe in them, they will no longer exist anymore so please, please believe.
I just wish my candy unicorn could come and take me to candy land!
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