Tweedledum

Tweedledum is a Enormous, blond, gay human being who has anger issues and hes the absolute worst in bed and you can hear his footsteps from a mile away. Hes one of the worst people to hang around and he always smell like fast-food.

imagine being Tweedledum

by chinglovesdogs October 12, 2023

Hypno-tweek

The act of falling asleep and then spasming awake to try and stay awake.

The action in which ones body twitches apon the verge of sleep

John: Get off my computer!
Jim: Gimme 5 minutes
(5 minutes later
John Passed out)
John Spasmed
Jim: DUDE you hypno-tweeked
John: I Thought i was falling...

by Minecrafter 666 November 17, 2011

alter tweego

alter tweego- an alter ego account on twitter.

example: simon said' young jeezy is my alter ego on twitter.'
catherine replied' dont you mean... alter tweego.

by Cathleen M October 11, 2013

south tweed bears

an nrl that consists of dick pics and toe sucking toes🥵

daddy do me a south tweed bears

by yeet me June 16, 2021

Tweedle dick the bug fucker

A guy who' dick is so small . And his game so small . He is only talking shit when he refurres to woman he'd like to nail. He aint nailling nobody the Tweedle dick the bug fucker. A guy who dreams up wild dreams of banging good lookig chicks. And who also has a small weeny.

OH guys and Im gonna invite becky to my birthday party and she gonna come ,and she's gona sit with me ,and she's gonna wanna go out with me and she's gonna bring me a present. oh shut the fuck mikey you aint fucking nobody you Tweedle dick the bug fucker. stop dreaming shit up . She dont like you . You dweeb. You fucking geek.

by Rutterkid August 3, 2010

Tweedie

Being very awkward and making any and all situations extremely awkward and uncomfortable for other people.

I liked the party, but Martin is so tweedie, it made me feel uncomfortable.

by hompy chompy June 10, 2011

Tweek Trap

A huge scary pile of precariously balanced clutter that is unconsciously created by a tweeker while conducting a desperate search for that bag of dope they think they lost somewhere. A real-life version of Jenga.

I went to Todd's room in the Tenderloin to borrow a bike tool, but when he reached in to grab it, his entire tweek trap came crashing down, leading to extensive injuries. But he found his bag!

by Null Iffy November 28, 2011