twinkie packet

A man who is incapable of using a condom properly, it ends up spitting. (insult)

Look at you! Your dad is a Twinkie packet, you're a mistake!

by Jacob Marley April 10, 2017

Alabama Twinkie

Deep fried dookie.

Hey, who wants some Alabama Twinkie?

What the hell is that?

Deep fried dookie.

by MIKE-BRICK January 27, 2010

Butt twinkie

A fat homosexual person like getting filled with cream

You see josh over there hes a total butt twinkie

by Fuckerindapussy4 April 19, 2017

twinkie dinks

(plural): Snobbish, pretentious, upscale or wanna-be upscale people; social climbers who enjoy displaying status symbols and shopping at boutique establishments. The term crosses all boundaries of politics, race, religion and sexual orientation, encompassing conservative yuppies or "old money" fogies as often as liberal hippie/hipster/granola subcategories. Twinkie dinks typically drive Audi SUVs and have a penchant for over-describing the taste of expensive wines, craft beers and ciders, or boutique coffees.

I went to Whole Foods in search of a good deal on beer, but returned home empty-handed because the bar area was filled with twinkie dinks discussing in great detail a new beer called the "{Cleveland Steamer", with fruity citrus notes, a touch of molasses, a backbone of baker's chocolate, and a foamy head.

by Jim-Knob Dooger October 10, 2015

Twinky Teddy

When a hole is cut into the crotch of a stuffed animal, and vehement coitus is performed with the animal, resulting in ejaculation into the fluffy cottony innards of the animal. Then leaving the stuffed animal on your little sisters bed to cuddle with.

I gave my little sister a Twinky Teddy for her 9th birthday.

by P-dog July 4, 2004

twinkie dink

a penis; more commonly a small penis

dude i have a twinkie dink

by stickman13135 October 5, 2010

disco twinkies

The generic term given to fooling around while on the bench during a baseball game.

Come on guys, stop playing disco twinkies and pay attention to the game.

by J U M B O June 1, 2007