twasted

the combination of both twat and bastard. used as a convienient and somewhat funny alternative to swearing.

you are a twasted.

by simon ellis September 21, 2005

Twagmat

Means to golden shower your partner(s)
spray one's body

Hey man, if you piss me off i'm gonna Twagmat on your new Ferrari

by maddison July 4, 2003

twanmore

To ask for one more, or to receive one more.

"Make the call for Twanmore"

by Twanlee February 9, 2010

Twammer

A person who over-uses their twitter account and posting random updates to either gain followers or have a large number of total tweets.

Bill- Hey, did you see Jane's tweets last night?
Bob- Yeah, she had 30 in a half an hour, what a Twammer.

by dd353 June 28, 2010

Twamily

A collection of close friends or family members with whom you interact on Twitter. Your immediate circle of twitter contacts.

I so thoroughly enjoy tweeting all this good news to my twamily.

by danaCreative November 21, 2010

Twasill

Past tense of being ill; sick; dope; cool

Did you go to Jozos party? Twasill!

by TheDarkOne808 February 14, 2012

twash

To wash ones vagina after sexual intercourse. usually wiped with a wet towel to remove lube, etc. mostly referring to outside cleaning, although could also be substituted for the more vulgar word, douche.

"That was amazing, but I need to go twash off so I don't get sticky puss."

by wizdumb October 17, 2013