flip a table

to pull off an awesome move to show aggravation, epicness, and/or create a defensive barrier during a gun fight

guy 1: LOOK OUT!!
guy 2: HIT MEN
guy 1: FLIP A TABLE!
guy 2: (╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻
guy 1: nice save there

by grand_table_flipper August 6, 2010

Drink you under the table

To retain some relative cognitive abilities and coordination while those who attempt to keep up end up on the floor. Preferably underneath the table you are sitting at.

You US military boys think you know what alcohol tolerance is. University students would drink you under the table.

by gammaradiation June 18, 2011

drink someone under the table

1) To continue drinking and remain sober after one's companion has completely passed out inebriated.
2) To drink someone's cum after giving him oral sex(a blowjob) under a table.

Damn, Mark's girlfriend really teased the hell out of him last night! When the two were having some fine champagne and were playing to see who falls drunk first, she fucking drank him under the table! And moments later, she LITERALLY drank him under the table while he was still out wasted!





Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H June 1, 2005

table butt

table butt - When an overweight person has a a butt that protrudes so much someone could use it as a table.

e.g., Check out that table butt.

by crazysexy May 16, 2006

table brush

A very big mostache which would be inconvenient when the mostached person wants to snort drugs; he'd probably brush it all away

Go shave that table brush Gar!

by Dighneaubendah October 24, 2006

The Toledo Tablecloth

The Toledo Tablecloth is primarily used to score revenge or payback and is similar to a Texas Doily. The Toledo Tablecloth is best deployed over an end table or other small decorative table. Once deployed, a rapid exit from the location where it has been laid should be made so as to leave the tablecloth behind for furture discovery.

To create The Toledo Tablecloth, an individual must shit their grunders, aka underware intentionally, or use grunders that have significant skid marks, mud tracks or shit stains. To create the "tablecloth", take the underware off and turn them inside out making it a point to retain as much fecal matter as possible. Next, stretch the waistband opening around the edges of an end table or other small decorative table and pulling the band down the sides. Fold the legs of the underware over to the side so as to cover any exposed top of the table. Be sure to leave the shart stain as close to the middle of the table top as possible. Center as best as possible. Leave quickly for discovery by others.

Unfortunately, Roger got off from work early and decided to drop by his girlfriend Mary Ann's house and surprise her. To Roger's dismay, he crept in only to find Mary Ann having sex with her neighbor Carl. Roger walked in just as Carl was diggning in the garden. Rather than becoming enraged, Roger did not disrupt their doggie style play and left the room. He copped a squat in the living room and laid a fresh, wet shart in his grunders. He then created The Toledo Tablecloth on Mary Ann's brand new Rooms To Go end table. He quickly left the house so he could clean up his sticky crack corn at a nearby 7-11.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2014

broken table

this is when you are having sex doggy style and right before you ejaculate you knock the womans arms out from under her causing her to fall like a broken table, which usually causes her to tighten up her muscles making your nut that much more enjoyable.

Last night i pulled a broken table on Kim, man it was awesome!

by S. Vile September 19, 2006