trunkmonkey

Consisting solely of a trained monkey and a steady source of ice cold high-quality ale or lager, the Trunkmonkey lives in the trunk of any vehicle and helps to automate weight transfer at the rear wheels during spirited driving maneuvers. Trunkmonkeys distribute ballast in the trunk of a car to compensate for body roll going through corners and powerslides. Trunkmonkeys are also responsible for keeping body roll to a minimum when getting the vehicle airborne during rallies and other offroad events.

Originally developed for Subaru models, STIT (Subaru Trunkmonkey Inertia Technology) is currently being developed for other platforms. (trunkmonkey.com)

Me: Alex, how did your RS beat that Lotus in the autocross?

Alex: IDK, i guess my trunkmonkey kept me stuck around the corners and gave me the extra boost i needed.

by BLo January 11, 2006

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trunked

(A)The act of forcing a person into the trunk of a vehicle. (B) The act of temporarily putting a dead or beaten person in the trunk of a vehicle.

(Pat) Hey man have you seen Jim? (Jeff) No, I think Lisa's brother trunked him.

by junit483 March 12, 2010

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Junk in her Trunk

to put ones junk (penis) into another persons trunk (ass)

Male 1: Dude, i totally wanted to do her in the ass, but she said she didnt want my junk in her trunk.

Male 2: That sucks man.

by Cathouse3 October 27, 2009

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Junk In the Trunk

:a project chick that has a shapely ass and a small waist. a round jiggly ass.

You can tell Keisha has junk in the trunk by the way she's throwing dat ass from side to side.

by vinchap February 15, 2005

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Elephant Trunk

Elephant Trunk is a penis with foreskin. A penis with foreskin is uncircumsized and will grow to a longer length than most circumsized penis. The man will clean under his foreskin if hes smart, leaving a clean, non leathery penis head, unlike circumsized penis which has a rough, and much less sensational penis head. Elephant Trunks or just Elephants are prefered 5-1 over Shroom penis (shroom being Circumsized) by local surveys. Elephants are mostly dark skinned, non jewish, and a lot stronger men. They do not act like shrooms, by getting angry at a joke. they love to hangout and play real sports like Soccer. Elephants that play Football american, are always the superior players aswell.

That man has an Elephant Trunk penis. He obviously has a larger dick than those cut Shrooms and is probably a good soccer and football player. He also will just laugh and not get mad if you joke around with him.

by Elephants Stomp Shrooms December 2, 2010

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