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Euro Truck Simulator 2 

Euro Truck Simulator 2 (ETS2) also known as the most badass 9,11 simulator there is.
If you ever played the single-player, then you should deffinetly try the free multiplayer.
road rage and accidents #TotalyOnPurpose is so fun to look at and cause.
Do not try Multiplayer unless you have more than 50 mil, you will be broke after less than 30mins.
#CarCrash

"driving down a road peacefull, 200KMH."
"Random dude appears from behind, 250KMH."
"the random dude tries to scare me by going close to me."
"I make a hard turn and go off the road like a bullet # 100% damaged."
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national kiss a track star day 

May 10th
Pucker up and kiss your favorite track star
National kiss a track star day is the only time the distance team gets any pussy,

Track Sex 

When you get up close to another racer, close enough to the point where it's like you're doin it.
Teddy: "You hit that?"
JZ: "I wish! It was Track Sex, It almost counts."
Track Sex by JawZ251 October 15, 2008

truck stop 

Basically, to use the trucks of your skateboard to hit someone.

Carth: I asked Bam Margera for his autograph, but he decided to be an ass and truck stop me instead...I still have the bruise.
Talan: Dude, I truck stopped this whore at the skatepark yesterday cause she was blocking the quarter-pipe.
truck stop by Aster Wind December 15, 2008

Thick Shady 

The thicker version of the Real Slim Shady (Eminem) that has no rhymes but does nothing but stupid stuff.
Hey it's Thick Shady! I'm somewhat afraid to shake your hand, everybody....
Thick Shady by dwilly2013 August 23, 2011

holt track sweats 

the most comfortable clothes you will ever find
man wat you wearing?

track sweats!
track sweats....really...
there holt track sweats!
ohhh then omg they r so chic!
holt track sweats by Kriscraze October 3, 2009

Truck Stick 

A Sexual positison.

It's Basicly doggystyle from a standing position on ya hoe.
Great poundage action
Ya hoe on all fours and you in a standing "Truck Stick"
Posistion =0
"Hey did you fuck Brittany the other night?"

"Yeah after you left i Truck sticked her"
Truck Stick by M o Kn ow h O es.com February 20, 2010