A Hailey Treanor

A term for a girl that's spoiled, soul draining, manipulative, pathological lair. Her hobbies include talking shit about all her "friends", calling her mother a bitch, self diagnosing herself for attention/pity,over exaggerating her first world problems, and crying over her ex. She's extremely self-absorbed, she thinks she's the most hilarious person in the world (when in reality her jokes are shit and her laugh is comparable to a cackling hyena) she thinks she can get with any boy at the school but everyone really thinks she looks like Micheal Jackson, her favorite thing in the world is to talk about herself and to complain about her first world problems. Don't EVER go to her to talk about your issues because she will automatically belittle and compare her "terrible" life when in reality shes a pampered only child with an extremely large inheritance. She hates admitting to mistakes and loves to victimize herself. She's known to be the most delusional person at school. Be careful because she disguises herself as a kind person, but will then suck the life out of anyone in a relationship with her. This is the exactly why her last relationship ended. She treated him like a slave, he always had to put her first before his own problems, if he ever chose to attend to his own issues she would impulsively break-up with him just for them to get back together the next day, this will drive him to a point of self hatred. Same with her friends. Please stay away from a "Hailey Treanor"

All Cara talk's about is herself...she's totally A Hailey Treanor

by dyinghouseplant March 26, 2019

trojan horse

A girl who only lets a guy "ride" her if he wears protection (i.e., a "Trojan" condom).

Stud #1: Wooo-hoooo... that Tiffany is totally smokin' hot! How come she doesn't have more guys after her?

Stud #2: Oh --- she's one of those trojan horses, and most guys prefer gals who will "just do it" anytime and anywhere.

by QuacksO January 10, 2015

trojan horse

A sexual act whereby when a female passes out, usually when drunk, and the male waits and then ejaculates on the unsuspecting ginch.

I pulled a trojan horse on that ginch when she passed out last night.

by Vinny Stigma October 22, 2006

Trojan

1. A mighty warrior. One with great honor.
The Trojans were the underdogs and still managed to keep the city safe for years. While the Greeks resorted to trickery to win the war, the Trojans were more honorable and fought straightforward.
2. A student at the greatest school that ever existed.
3. Rival of the saddest school there ever was.
4. One who attends the school with the most ranked athletic teams in the country as well as being one of the finest academic institutions in the US.

The Trojans have beaten the Bruins for the past 5 games and will continue to beat them for many more.

by TrojanWarrior November 12, 2004

Trajan

Very ugly human person, often shunned for being unreasonably annoying.

That dog is a Trajan

by Yeah boyyyyyyy December 10, 2018

Trojan Fakeout

A sexual method which is characterized by a man inserting his penis into the vagina of a woman and waiting for several hours.

After the woman falls asleep, then the man preceds to ejaculate in the said vagina.

Man, Achilles gave me a trojan fakout last night and caught me totally off guard.

by Banksta September 9, 2004

YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN

The message that the MEMZ note contains. Some people are also scared of this message in their computers.

Person 1: Hey there, dude, i'm sorry to say this, but YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by SomeRandomGuy345 May 25, 2021