Tejas

a mutherfucker.someone who is obnoxious , dirty , disgusting and hate worthy.
other words : scum bag , douche bag, cunt, dick head
usually offensive and vulgar

JENNNIFER: Sam ur such bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam : wat bout u ,tejas??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by #messsiah September 4, 2017

Sea of Treachery

A fucking terrible band from Cincinnati Ohio that gets praise because people like stupid talentless music thats all break downs.

Sea of Treachery, A Day To Remember, and The Devil Wears Prada all suck dick.

by BAM!!!!!!! February 9, 2009

Tejas special

The act of giving a steer a blowjob. The act of giving fellatio to a castrated bull.

Bob can continue to give that 3 year old steer his Tejas special all afternoon and it still won't cum on his beard.

by _Voodoo_ December 19, 2007

treacherous

meaning something is amazing or great

yo did you hear that new Talib Kweli cd? that joint was treacherous

by gspizot February 20, 2003

Tejas

a retarded gay person who doesn't know anything about robotics and likes gurveen

He is such a Tejas
That guy is Tejas

by ncureonckldc ewic June 16, 2019

Tejas

An antisocial fat fuck who sits on his chair banging out fortnite while stuffing himself with food.
This is not good for u,plz don’t turn into a Tejas.

Billy:Yo Johnny wanna come to the park today?
John:Sure lets go to mellows.
Tejas:NOOO we like fortnite

Billy:Stfu u antisocial fat fuck

Tejas:at least I have friends

Johnny:Yeah u- ur worth 420 bodies irl forget in fortnite
Tejas:Cries
Billy and johnny:IN THE PARK

by RungzV October 29, 2019

Toejam

Its like fisting, but with your foot. If she sneezes, it could break his foot. If he sneezes, she could die...

Theres no traction there, she likes to toejam

by Avanda December 17, 2008