Tommy Short

Even if you don’t talk to him you’d be glad to be in his presence. His sense of humour is impeccable (sometimes a little dark but we love that about him) and if he ever stopped telling his inappropriate jokes, trust me, you’d miss them. Tommy knows alot about everything because he’s super intelligent! Chances are that he can play multiple instruments and he’ll actually be good while playing. It makes sense because he’s good at everything he does, He’ll own you in any video game & he’ll compliment your skills after (even if you were absolute garbage). He’s good at many different spots like basketball & he even knows how to shoot! he could use a little work on his skateboarding though. Tommy is great with animals too! as soon as any cat sees him they immediately choose him as their favourite person. Tommy’s only flaw is his indecisiveness, he can’t pick a favourite song to save his life

I literally love you Tommy. (and I’ll never not)

“look at Tommy go!” “Yeah he’s so good at playing the viola!” “WOOOOOO!!!!! GO TOMMY SHORT!!!”

by Tuesdaylovesyou December 13, 2021

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Pikey Tommy

A person that has a certain level of intelligence that is to be desired of that of an ape. He enjoys nothing more that sitting next to his washing machine in the front garden getting high, whilst he beats up old ladies for no reason apart from he did not like their hairstyle and thought he could improve upon it. They also have a life's ambition to flip burgers in burger king because they want to help out all there homeboys and give them free burgers and that when they are hungry. They also have the running style of a dinosour and commonly react aggressively when having to complete sport in the rain.

Ben: you fancy going to see pikey tommy he wants to mash up some old ladies.
Penny: Yeah safe 2k11 bruv.

by safe2k11 June 6, 2011

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Tommi the horse

“Tommi the horse” is a fat Icelandic horse, he’s often seen with his buddy “hrafnkell the clown” he wears glasses and Makes funny noises

Person 1 : hey can you hear that !
~clip clop clip clop~
Person 2 : hey that must be Tommi the horse !!!

by Oh no that’s very gay April 2, 2020

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Tommy Fortnite

The state of being a social outcast, to the point of which the only reason people know of you is for being a complete, utter loser. Usually associated with 83 unknown forms of diabetes.

"damn you are such a Tommy Fortnite"

by Tilly Eyelash July 29, 2019

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