a timothy

A super loud sneeze.

John! Jono did a timothy in class

by Epsilon_C May 28, 2019

Timo Phelps

A distant cousin of Michael Phelps, Timo Phelps is terrified of the water. He is an olympic caliber fencer, who made the USA Olympic Fencing Alternate Team in 2000, 2004, and 2008. He is currently a pharmacy student. Timo Phelps is also known as Super Pride Man, and is known to wear grey capes and headbands.

Oh my god, I just met Timo Phelps, he is so much hotter than Michael.

by Captain Thur-Man May 12, 2009

Timster

When your class is assigned a presentation and you are picked to present in front of the whole class at the peak of your boner.

Teacher: "Matthew please go and give your presentation."
Matthew:" Shit! She just had to pull a timster."

by O crap October 30, 2013

Timon

Timon is the best looking man on earth he is drowning in girls.

Oh did you se timon I'am in love he is so hot.

by Erik hagman December 12, 2016

Timo Hempel

It's a joke you make with your friends.

Joe:"Hey you know Timo Hempel?"
Mikael:"Who is Timo Hempel?"
Joe:"Timo Hempel my NUTS!"

by Kami_kazuya August 29, 2022

timethief

The act of annoying someone with pointless conversation, and purposely using up their time.
Usually for the fun or sport of it.

Dude you're being a freaking timethief i have stuff to do.

by TYLER630 May 18, 2008

timethief

From sales: Someone who will call, email, text, and then call again to determine the parameters of your product or service, only to pick it apart, find the problems and challenges with it, and even go as far as find online complaints about you, your product, or your service...all the while never really intending to close real business with you.

This individual will likely want to schedule conference calls, meetings, or other circle jerk media to ensure even MORE of their friends can hear or see you flop around on the pier like a fish out of water.

Best strategy - DELETE BUTTON!!!

"Hey Tim - Mrs. Jones just called..." "Yeah - I know - she's a total timethief"

See also: time waster, schlub, schmuck, poor execution

by closer1234 October 15, 2011