Justin Timberlake

(n). Faggot singer who has no balls and likes to play with other's anuses. A member of the Bungholw Brigade.

Justin Timberlake is a member of the Bunghole Brigade!

by King Slim August 11, 2004

justin timberlake

A shiny, trashy white boy with a voice that is surprisingly close to a squawking female canary, no moves, and cheesy songs.

Two guys at a kareoke (I have no idea how the hell to spell it) festival:
Dude 1: Dude, that guy sounds like Justin Timberlake.
Dude 2: So THIS is how he got to be famous!

by BobDylanROCKS October 12, 2006

All-timers Disease

A reference to Alzheimer’s disease, there’s nothing funny about this. All-timer meaning an elderly individual, which are known to have this disease. There is nothing worse than losing your mind.

Ray: Why hasn’t Zachary been is class?

Kalder: He’s in Dallas visiting his grandparents, one of which is suffering from all-timers disease.

by ZachAttack94 April 29, 2019

Short Timers

When a person gets promoted and has to stay in their current position for a week or two.

Mike's got Short Timers man! He took vacation for the last 4 days in his current position!

by me February 24, 2006

Timber monkey

Majestic northern Indiana native woodland bushy-tailed squirrel.

I got attacked by a timber monkey while eating a peanut butter sandwhich on a hike.

by Money Bum January 2, 2010

justin timberlake

a Freakin idiot. His balls have not quite dropped yet, this can be noted from his justified album which isnt any better than a charlotte church christmas CD- her voice sounds like a bloke's compared to justin's. This man, er should i say, munchkin, thinks he is hot stuff with his hats (yes, he accessories, how queer eye) and baggy homie trackies, but his real intention of these so called trademarked items are to conceal the fact that he has no balls (hence the loose pants, while the hat covers up the dick he has on his forehead. What Justin really should do is go back to his boyband N*SYNC where his airy fairy playmates can give him the homosexual love he craves; he just wasnt meant to be a solo artist.

"hey fred, that boy band hanson have just come back with their new song, man, even this beats justin timberlake!"

"oh my god eddy with that unbroken voice of yours and that homie outfit you could pass for a justin timberlake! please ditch your style before we all ditch you."

by puffskanx December 25, 2004

timberjack

Mascot for the most badass high school in Northern California.

Man, we got out ass kicked my the timberjacks on Friday night.

by ryanocar May 13, 2008