Twat-Tide

Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.

Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."

by SpazzingMushroom January 10, 2021

tide ad

tide ad is everything
life is a tide ad
you are a tide ad
bow down to the mighty tide ad

It's a tide ad

by sexbastianstan May 4, 2018

Honolulu high tide

When you whip out your Johnson and hose down a homeless person with jizz.

The guy in the beach begging for change got a honolulu high tide from a huge black guy.

by Holyhellthatsadinosoar May 11, 2023

tide commercial

Something that is dead and should never be used

Gay

Jackson Harris is such a tide commercial.

by yAbOiBrOnCoS@609 May 5, 2018

Tide pods

A yummy snack enjoyed with bleach.

John:hey rob, could you get the bleach, I'm making tide pods.

Rob:sure thing.

by I support Donald Trump May 29, 2018

Tide pod

The forbidden fruit
It is a delicious snack and can be safely eaten

Tide pod sandwiches are delicious

by Dnak Mmees May 29, 2018

Menstrual Tide

The appropriate mascot for the University (sic) of Alabama. Used to describe a fan base that is missing teeth, eats clay and where marrying your sister is par for course.

Caruthers: "Who do the Menstrual Tides play today?

Archibald: "I'm not sure but even if they lose they'll probably "say" it's a win anyway because they're in the SEC; have you ever met a more delusional fan base?"

Caruthers: "Nope, the Menstrual Tide make excuses and claim fictional national championships like their lives depend on it"

by NicRattlehead September 17, 2015