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Speeding Ticket
This occurs when a dude, probably a virgin, is about to have sex with a chick but in his supreme excitement, blows his load before he even gets his pants off. In the case of the speeding ticket, the girl gives him a piece of paper with a penalty of her choosing written on it. The guy must follow the instructions or she will tell of his premature ejaculation.
Dude, somebody told me Gunther got a speeding ticket from Alyssa last night and she made him eat his cum. Fuck, what a tool.
Speeding Ticket by golferdude712 February 23, 2009
troll ticket
troll ticket by Andrew Hartline March 14, 2006
golden ticket idea
Michael Scott: Ok. We need, a golden ticket idea idea, to get us out of this mess.
Pam Beesly: Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?
Jim Halpert: Good one.
Pam Beesly: Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?
Jim Halpert: Good one.
golden ticket idea by Anna Norwood March 15, 2009
TS Ticket
Tough Sh!t Ticket (archaic). An imaginary/facetious "ticket" (as in train ticket) to someplace that doesn't exist, like Pity City. Essentially meaning "too bad, so sad, you ain't getting what you want, I am unsympathetic to your dilemma or plight".
Alternatively, some sort of financial aid or assistance for those experiencing hard times, like food stamps or WIC vouchers.
Alternatively, some sort of financial aid or assistance for those experiencing hard times, like food stamps or WIC vouchers.
Awwwww. I'm so sorry your girl/boy friend is sick and you failed your test. Here... Let me get you a pair of TS Tickets to Pity City and you two can have a good day.
TS Ticket by fuzzygreysocks February 8, 2010
Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
Suicide.
The act of taking one's own life.
To voluntarily leave this world for the next one.
Any entity that has caused its' own downfall by continued aberrant behavior.
The act of taking one's own life.
To voluntarily leave this world for the next one.
Any entity that has caused its' own downfall by continued aberrant behavior.
1. Its' too bad about Jimmy. He'd been depressed a long time. No surprise he decided to Buy a Ticket To the Big Adios.
2. Hey, man, there's got to be another way besides Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.
3. He made her so crazy she was going to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Bid Adios.
4. The tree huggers have a point. If this planet doesn't shape up we're Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.
5. The feds should never have bailed out those banks. Its' their own fault they decided to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
6. I feel bad for those Marines in Afghanistan. Every time they leave the base its' a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
2. Hey, man, there's got to be another way besides Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.
3. He made her so crazy she was going to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Bid Adios.
4. The tree huggers have a point. If this planet doesn't shape up we're Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.
5. The feds should never have bailed out those banks. Its' their own fault they decided to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
6. I feel bad for those Marines in Afghanistan. Every time they leave the base its' a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios. by goodcatholicboy July 18, 2009