dick suit

The very fanciest condom available

My dick suit was top of the line and custom ordered

by LJ9493 September 16, 2016

Shatner suite

The crappiest room on a given hotel floor, generally reserved for people who booked through Priceline and other discount hotel booking sites. Named for Priceline spokesman William Shatner.

We got the Shatner suite. Right by the elevator and ice machine.

by JasonKY March 12, 2023

tropical suit

When you fart into your someone's pajama pants... and it's hot.

My girlfriend has always wanted to go to the Bahamas, but we couldn't afford it - so I gave her a tropical suit instead.

by idrathernotpod February 5, 2019

night suit

Another word for pyjamas. Mostly commonly used by brown people.

i forgot to put my night suit in the laundry this morning.

by Bxtzzz February 16, 2022

sperm suit

Australian Slang - Disposable overalls for the removal of asbestos and other hazardous materials, often with its outer fabric layer being white.

''Go down to the hardware and grab some 3M sperm suits in 2XL''

by FI-4 May 9, 2023

italian suit

Something of so high value that even the fake ones are worth $2800 of your bank deposit

he looked like a really trustworthy guy. it could have happened to any of you. he had a fucking suit on... am i supposed to think this random man asking me for $2800 had bad intentions? also i have 4 new italian suits so fuck you guys seriously~

by DaddyNikias May 3, 2019

Duck suit

thin rubber sheath worn on a dudes pee pee during coitus to protect you from getting a baby mama or from getting the poo on you.

Jesse:Do you have a condom?

Terry:No, I have my handy dandy Duck suit™️

Jesse: thanks Duck suit!

by Relatedtojesus September 4, 2023