Skinny Lincoln

A Skinny Lincoln is the process of sticking a long, thin, object into one's dick hole

Ex. Old man richard caught the young boy stealing his corn, so he gave him a Skinny Lincoln.

by daprogrammr01 November 12, 2015

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skinny chance

when you have a bad chance of something.

Man i had a skinny chance cuz I remember when i was 9 or 10, i was in love with this girl and she didnt' like me and i couldnt date her. Man i had a skinny chance

by AB.D April 23, 2016

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skinny tuba

When you put the mouthpiece of a tuba into a girl's asshole during oral sex and she farts

You: I was going down on Jenna and she wanted to try out a new move, so I got my old tuba from the garage and we tried to skinny tuba.
Jerry: Woah bro, did it echo around the house like I told you it would?!
You: Hell yea it did bro, even the windows were shaking!

by Buns_the_rabbit June 16, 2017

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skinny noodle

Someone who is usually skinny but can also be defined as someone who is tall and skinny.

Dude you’re a skinny noodle, the winds gonna blow you away.

by Mehlol September 05, 2021

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skinny-fats

Also called TOFIs (thin outside, fat inside).

People who doesn't look fat or overweight from the outside (no 'fat folds') and still are considered 'fat' when they are submitted to hi-tech body-scanning techniques (like MRIs), to discover that they are what doctors call 'centrally-obese': having large fat-cells in their vital organs and subcutaneous skin deposits which is high risk for heart disease and can double risk of CDV (cardiovascular disease) in men.

A new relative method to body mass index (BMI) is the Body Volume Index (BVI), which is a faster computer-based digital scan that calculates body-volumes/body fat percentages. Similar techniques to BVI should be made to tell you if you are one of the latest 'fat' category: the 'skinny-fats!

by hammer---;, hytham May 04, 2007

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