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skinny-fats

Also called TOFIs (thin outside, fat inside).

People who doesn't look fat or overweight from the outside (no 'fat folds') and still are considered 'fat' when they are submitted to hi-tech body-scanning techniques (like MRIs), to discover that they are what doctors call 'centrally-obese': having large fat-cells in their vital organs and subcutaneous skin deposits which is high risk for heart disease and can double risk of CDV (cardiovascular disease) in men.
A new relative method to body mass index (BMI) is the Body Volume Index (BVI), which is a faster computer-based digital scan that calculates body-volumes/body fat percentages. Similar techniques to BVI should be made to tell you if you are one of the latest 'fat' category: the 'skinny-fats!

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skinny skinny fat fats 

80% of the time, a group getting out of a van at a fast-food restaurant will be 50% skinny and 50% fat.
I was up at the Arby's the other day and it as full of skinny skinny fat fats.

Skinnyfat 

When someone appears to be skinny at first (an ectomorph) but is actually hiding a fat belly (or other body part) under saggy clothing.
Tim used to be so skinny, but ever since getting his beer belly he's become skinnyfat.
Skinnyfat by square piggy August 27, 2008

Skinnyfat 

It is someone that always looks dead skinny yet seems to eat what they want and do very little exercise. It is presumably genetic.. their body is small in mass but they have a high fat, low muscle ratio.
Callum Best is skinnyfat. Reportedly, although quite skinny, he has 22% body fat.
Skinnyfat by Ollie123121 October 6, 2008

skinnyfat 

an over-indulgence of any type of fast food in one sitting (or under 30 minutes).
After a long workout at the gym, John caught a case of skinnyfat and proceeded to eat a large meatlovers pizza from Pizza Hut by himself.

"She ate a double-quarter pounder meal from McDonalds, 3 pieces of chicken from KFC, and some yogurt from TCBY....all in one sitting"
"Damn she THICKE, SKINNYFAT!!!!"

skinnyfatfuck 

Someone who is skinny but acts like a fat fuck or worse
a real mutherfucker
that skinnyfatfuck is skinny but a fat fucking sucker
skinnyfatfuck by SGT.PLOW January 29, 2008

skinnyfatneek 

Some skinny fat Italian with a big nose
Monix is a Skinnyfatneek