Peen

A peen is a mystical pEnIs that has no soul. A peen typically people named ~evan~ slip up and say just shit that makes you lose a few brain cells here and there. Peens usually flock together so it’s safe to say if you find one peen another is lingering not to far behind. Peens have to fit special qualifications and typically a peen will try to call others a peen to feel more accepted by society.

Dude shut the fuck up evan ur a peen and nobody asked you to speak

by Toenail clippins June 19, 2019

Peen

The best MF clan in Modern Warfare

Tom: Aye man, what's your clan tag for MW?
Sam: Bruh, obviously it's Peen

by Dat_Boi42069 December 4, 2019

Peen

Penis

Suck my peen dawg

by Ofere June 27, 2019

Peen

Bro code used for calling your friend a dick or asshole; more formal

Johnathan was such a peen when he touch my mom on the ass. He had sex with her to!

by Ihaveretardismlolzxxxx October 14, 2020

peen

An averagely big thing that everyone laughs at in sex-ed

Girl 1: I hear Jacob has a big peen

by LaZerBeans_ October 18, 2022

Big peen

Something you don’t have

That boy over there doesn’t have a big peen

by Stupidbitch420 December 10, 2019

stuck on peen

stuck on peen means to not be able to explain something but it makes sense to you

hey don’t you remember that time that we did that thing that one weekend
“what the actual fuck do you mean?”
sorry i’m stuck on peen

by aspwifi May 28, 2019