Irish rebellion

Not following the rules

My mom told me to go to school, so I pulled an Irish rebellion and didn’t

by WreckingBar May 14, 2020

Irish Subway

A place that makes some hot subs, apart from the fact that they serve it on cake.

Jimmy: Did you ever get a Irish Subway sandwich?

John: Yeah, they sweet as fuck!

by OriginAstaroth February 5, 2021

Irish Tornado

Eating a cabbage-based dish with a multitude of beers, resulting in a 12-hour storm of incessant flatulence.

Jimmy had ten beers after that cabbage and sausage dinner. He’s a regular Irish Tornado today. The boss sent him home - people were getting sick.

by Corporal Grumpy December 23, 2022

Irish-Omniscience

An extreme version of the concept of the "Unwritten Rule", in this case for the Irish people but can apply for community. Irish Omniscience is when a foreigner doesn't know something that all Irish people some how know from birth through a commonly shared telepathy and/or social ques.

~Foreigner: So where is the bus stop?
~Irish Person: It's that tree over there, sher.
~Foreigner: How was I meant to find that out?
~Irish Person: Ah, sher, You just know.
~Foreigner: So it's Irish-Omniscience.
~Irish Person: It is, now.

by The Lumzz May 28, 2017

Irish Lawnmower

Sheep

I had to take my Irish lawnmower to the vet:

by SO12345 December 26, 2020

Irish goggles

1. A less frequently encountered synonym for <Irish sunglasses>.

2. Supposedly some obscure porn term describing the ballsack placed over the woman's eyes. I have never personally come across this in use but that's what a few slang wiktionaries seem to say.

Paddy: Ay mate, I reckon I must've got a bit pished last night and there's no sign of me wife today. Any chance you've seen her?
Non-Irish neighbour: Well last time I saw her she was running out of your house sporting a pair of Irish goggles.
Paddy: Aw bollocks...

by resplendent_doug November 8, 2023

Irish hello

When you no show an event you're supposed to attend.

I think i will just pull an Irish hello and no show the Halloween party I was supposed to attend.

by BOOMER1212 October 29, 2022