Flute Blower

A flute blower is a term for a faggot. They like men cause they is queer fuckers. They would rather put another mans pecker in their mouth instead of some good old Red Man.

That Alistair Driver kid is such a flute blower. He just can't handle himself around men.

by Driver is a fag October 16, 2018

skin flute

When a girl sux on some guys dick and the guy sings sapranno plays a song

when natalie played the skin flute on me i sang like i was in a rock band.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Douche Flute

When u wanna be creative and not use douche bag you use douche flute

Douche meaning vagina cleaning

Flute meaning they are fucking retarded

Nima - Fuck you dumbass
Chase - Go fuck yourself you douche flute

by UncontrolledGlizzy October 4, 2021

douche flute

A MODERN DAY CIGARETTE ALTERNATIVE FOR FOLKS WHO CANT HANDLE THIER TOBACCO

Douche flute ;douche tibia doo-sh floot
alson known as a Vape, Vape Pen, or shit stick

Checkout the guy blowing vape rings with his doucheflute

by markdinla April 4, 2017

Flute Accident

when someone mispronounces a single word or transposes letters/sounds within a statement, it is known as the flute accident.

orign: A buddy was telling a story on "fluke" accidents, but instead said "flute" accidents. Thus, "Flute Accident/Accidents" was born.

Guy 1: So I was just about to go to the bathroom and pay with my plenis and...

Friend 1/Friend 2: FLUTE ACCIDENT!!!

by Peasantry Paupers June 20, 2010

Bum Flute

When someone is acting stupid or says something very retarded; Dumbass

"I really dont know how to spell Orange
"Don't be such a Bum Flute!"

by Emzza January 14, 2009

Meat Flute

When someone makes a witty remark, one can play the meat flute in a condescending fashion by holding your hands in front of your mouth and moving your fingers as if you were playing a clarinet while making a "whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo" noise.

Oh you're funny let me play my meat flute "whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo".

by looselizzy December 13, 2010