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It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)

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Six (self-entitled famous youtube influencer)

a big, large, nasty, gigantic creature closely related to the Cthulu family feats include: whipping out the dinosaurs with one lick, eating planes of existence, and being the largest thing known to creation.
Six (self-entitled famous youtube influencer) just ate the outerversal plane of existence and he's back for earth run!!!!!
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Six (self-entitled famous youtube influencer)

a big, large, nasty, gigantic creature closely related to the Cthulu family feats include: whipping out the dinosaurs with one lick, eating planes of existence, and being the largest thing known to creation.
Six (self-entitled famous youtube influencer) just ate the outerversal plane of existence and he's back for earth run!!!!!
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San Diego Famous

Someone who is only famous in San Diego, CA
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Neptune is the most epic famest person with loads of fans they are so cool because neptune and people dont see that enough
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Lizzo Famous

A fake form of fame. Generally associated with hypocritically leveraging personal characteristics for personal gain/fame. In layman's terms: Using your literal body weight to trick people into believing you are sicker than you actually are.

She rips the flute though. Props there.
Damn, that b!itch Lizzo Famous. I went to high school with that chick; she's always making men apologize for making fun of her weight until its time to jump on a table.
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famous

Person or people whom are famous to oneself in THEIR life. Iveryone knows my cousin! My family are famous to me — I know of them supermuch!
People people know in they own lives are famous (I gotta make an urban dictionary about that!)
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