Burrito Perspective

When viewing a burrito one notices there are two ends: The front end and the back end. Typically the viewer would have no idea which end of the burrito is front or back, therefore determining the burrito's left and right sides vary in relation to it's orientation on a plate. One must view the burrito as it's own entity therefore the burrito establishes it's own left and right sides, subsequently rendering the ability to to establish a burrito's left and right sides completely impossible.

J: Dude I'm fucking hungry.
E: Yeah man me too, lets see what's in the fridge.
E: Check it out man there's two burrito's left! Which one do you want?
J: Ummmm... I'll take the left one.
E: Good, the right one is bigger.
J: I meant left from the perspective of the burrito.
E: FUCK!!! you just blew my mind!(head explodes)

Burrito Perspective

by St. Pierre Holland March 28, 2009

fuck burrito

Sticking your dick in a burrito, then proceeding to try and mate with the Mexican food.

Hey John! Have you had a fuck burrito yet?

by Thatmanguy69 March 8, 2017

Cum Burrito

When you mistakenly, yet wholeheartedly wrap yourself up in a spanket.

Kellie was so shit faced that she lovingly wrapped herself up in the spanket, thus making a cum burrito.

by tonowoo August 29, 2014

Dirty Burrito

Putting your penis into an anus then pulling it out and putting it into someones mouth.

I gave her a mouth full of Dirty Burrito and she said it was better than Taco Bell!

by the dirty pirate hooker June 29, 2011

dr. burrito

When your doctor touches your nurse, in a mexican way.

In experienced my first Dr. Burrito in the restroom at Aunt Chiladas.

by Nurse H.H. Chilada October 22, 2008

Burrito roulette

that moment when your not sure which end of the burrito to bite into. one side is full of tomatoes and cilantro the other delicious meat, rice, guacomole, and sour cream

shit i just lost burrito roulette i hate when this happens

by mtb44 August 29, 2010

burrito gang

Special members of a squad that is more elite than your cat nan get naced only the most important people on this planet can join the squad if your a fraud you get shot gang gang #burritosquad #dontsweatus

We're about to burrito gang on you

by @Coltocks on twitter January 12, 2017