Pinch runner

When you are unable to complete a task, and need someone to come in and assist you.

person 1: "Hey man, did you see Kleim last night? Kid totally couldn't handle his alcohol."

person 2: "Yea dude, he needed a pinch runner"

by DaleHeaddd2 May 9, 2019

feel the pinch

something you tell your sex partner when u squeeze her tits.

person 1: do u feel the pinch?
person 2: fuck yeah!

by nobody else here May 28, 2017

jesus pinch

The part of a new can of dip that is already empty after being packed. It is said that this is the pinch Jesus took out for himself before you.

"Damn! The Jesus pinch is huge out of this Copenhagen can!"

by TheManCam July 12, 2017

pinching a squelcher

when you're pooping and instead of pinching it off, you mush it

dude, i went to the bathroom and i was totally pinching a squelcher

by geezerpleaser69 February 1, 2022

rhyme pinching

When a rapper pronounces a word differently then it is traditionally pronounced as to make said word rhyme with a word it conventionally does not rhyme with.

Eminem is rhyme pinching when he mispronounces the word "by" to make it sound like it rhymes with the word "god" , even though these words do not congrue with a traditional rhyme.

by PRiME & PM January 3, 2018

Pinch of salt

seasoning your fish with An entire 26oz canister of mortons table salt.

"... and another pinch of salt."

by DeadDick127 February 1, 2021

Double Pinch

A maneuver employed during urination when one realizes, in midstream, that a bowel movement is also needed. The first pinch of the penis cuts off the flow while the pants are unbuckled and dropped to the floor. The second, or the “handoff” pinch occurs after reaching inside the briefs with the opposite hand to continue the pinch, so the briefs can be lowered without incident and a commode employed without delay.

Todd: “Damn!”
Paul (pissing at the adjacent urinal): “What’s the matter?

Todd: “I gotta take a shit right now!”
Paul: Do a Double Pinch. The stall’s empty behind us!”

by OneStarGator November 6, 2017