tentacle sex

When tentacles enter every hole in your body when having sex with a squid or octopus

I had tentacle sex the other day

by PabloIsPotatoe December 2, 2016

Smash Testicle

The everlasting glowing sphere of fiery power that can sometimes be sequestered from a crate, barrel or will occasionally burst from the womb of the universe. Some go there whole lives without ever seeing the elusive bright shine that can drive even the most lowly knave to supreme glory. Its origins date back to ancient times, (Jan 31 2008). Its raw energy derived from the NUTSACK OF CHUCK NORRIS, shooting from his throbbing urethra, the energy shot forth into the bowels of the universe's cunthole. It gestated for countless millenia waiting for the opportune moment to blast through and reveal its supreme power in a display of unparalleled awesomeness. Gaining the power of the deceptive orb requires cunning, skill, stamina, endurance, luck and pure testosterone. It may last only for a moment, but for that brief instant... you are god.

Nadsack: no... dont get it...

Dude: Im gonna get it!!! IM gonna get the smash testicle!!!!!!!

Nadsack: NOOoOOo!!!

Dude: YES! I GOT IT!

Nadsack: *blown away in blinding light AAAUAHAUAGAHAAGH!!!!

Dude:....I love this game.

by cockjuggling thundercunt October 13, 2009

Romanian third testicle

Storing weed or other drugs in a kinder-egg toy container tucked in your underwear, near your nuts.

- Yo, look at that guy's crotch! I think he's sporting the Romanian third testicle!
- Damn right.

by MisterDeluge October 10, 2014

Testicleese

Spencer; The testicle powered roman warrior

"Testicleese grabbed his might Shwartz and smoted the bad dude"

by Booby November 5, 2004

Two Left Testicles

An figure of speech used to express how awful one is at sex (similar to how the expression "Two Left Feet" applies to a bad dancer).

Gee, Mary, I don't know about this... I've got two left testicles.

by FalconEyes September 25, 2011

Tentacle Sandwiche

An 'outie' vagina, that has flaps coming out of nowhere, that resemble tentacles. This is on the oposite side of the scale compared to a 'front bum'. Ideally you want something between the two extremes.

I went down on that girl, and I had quite the tentacle sandwiche to deal with. Was getting hit from all sides.

by pokermurphy1 January 27, 2009

tentacle erotica

Weird Japanese porn showing a woman having sex with an octopus.

"Dude, I saw some hardcore tentacle erotica last night and now I can't even THINK about calamari without getting a boner!"

by DireDawa April 30, 2014