tech ignorant

Used to describe someone who has no idea about technology, including the internet.

Ex-Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott proved he was tech ignorant when he claimed Malcolm Turnbull invented the internet.

by darksyda October 29, 2015

tech-jacking

When someone hijacks your business meeting with more needless in-depth technical information than the audience can even begin to comprehend (or even need to know).

Thanks for tech-jacking my meeting today dude!!

by Pomama November 27, 2015

Tech Play

The use of technology devices as object during foreplay and/or sexual intercourse. Devices would include but not limited to laptops, cell phones, tables, game console, game console remotes, flash drives, internal/external hard drives, floppy disk, keyboards, etc.

Last night my boyfriend and I tried tech play, he choked me with his phone charger and slapped my ass with his Ipad.

by Sushi Queen of Chicago February 6, 2017

tchissola

A girl who is really pretty and she is easy to be liked. Boys fall in love with her quickly. Shes a brilliant friend and she loves to help everyone arond her.

Tchissola a her beautiful name.

by Rachel Da Felicia January 13, 2018

Tech rape

When your electronic device, or software, is forcibly updated, typically against your will.

Windows tech raped me and now my PC is running slow.

by Look! A horse! August 15, 2018

Teccies

Slang for Tesco, the British SuperMarket

Originates from North Wales, specifically Mold

Oi! Oi! Lads meet me at Teccies

by Pig Puncher February 23, 2020

techblin

the one who does not know how to use technological devices

-would you turn on my computer that I'm not capable of?

-you're such a techblin

by Nòvoa February 22, 2021