Techno-colored yawn

throwing up, or puking

"man i wasnt feeling well at the party last night and did the Techno-colored yawn all over the yard."

by Darth Roach February 5, 2010

techastrophe

noun. a major catastrophe caused by technology

Honey, I'm sorry! I tried to call you but my phone had a major techastrophe!

I was going to bore you to death with another PowerPoint presentation today but due to a techastrophie I will have to bore you to death manually.

I owe $11,891.52 to the phone company this month? This has got to be some kind of techastrophe!!

by jwiebers January 16, 2011

technocorpian

Someone that believes technology will be invented, or existing technology will assist, to create solutions towards a utopia.

That guy always states that once we have fusion power, there will be no peak oil crisis. What a technocorpian.

by mrflash818 November 27, 2011

technocalypse

When all technology fails. Most often happens during important presentations, speeches, and events.

My computer froze during my Kenyan Marathoner Study presentation technocalypse last night.

by pweids December 1, 2011

techno-skeptic

Someone who is skeptic of technology.

Mr.Baylor was a huge techno-skeptic. He made us write out all of our papers instead of typing them.

by EdenCrystal May 27, 2014

Techno-leech

One who lacks technology and technical savvy and relys on those that do.

Hey Donald, can u google something for me? Sorry I'm a techno-leech...
I only have a flip phone.

by Smellfree January 11, 2015

Techno-tantrum

A techno-tantrum takes a while to build up. It's most often caused by extreme frustration with uncooperative electronic devices. It's usually punctuated by a techno-scream. It's a state of mind there's almost no coming down from.

My first attempt to file my taxes online resulted in a huge techno-tantrum!

by pozzie June 14, 2017