Crappy, store brand Pop-tarts. Also commonly served in school systems with large numbers of 'free breakfast' students.
Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.
Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.
"Since Mom's boyfriend moved out, all we've got for breakfast are welfare tarts."
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast
by Claude Bolls March 17, 2014
by Mak attack October 20, 2020
by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021
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by lennyschafer August 17, 2016
look at that tart taker over there
by Jdspilllyy November 17, 2009
a comically innacurate misspelling of "stuart", ususally found in the youtube videos by "Flamingo" (a.k.a.: Albertsstuff)
by oneshotnikoafterbeer October 01, 2023