Target Looter Kang

Noun. A mockery of the Martin Luther King holiday in the US. Mail, government offices, and other services are closed.

Kangz is a word drawn from how African Americans say kings. Looter refers to how commonly African Americans take advantage of a natural disasters to rob stores.

Fuck Target Looter Kang day!!! I just want my fucking mail!!!!

What a way to celebrate black people.... by not working!

by Duke, PhD January 15, 2024

airstrike target

A racist term used to describe a Palestinian person referencing the ongoing war and how they're unfortunately basically just that: airstrike targets.

Guy 1: hey give me back my backpack you fucking airstrike target! Guy 2: nope I'm taking da shit in da bag guy1: *calls the US army to shoot the bastard

by Sugon69 February 6, 2024

Target Tryhard

A Target employee who tries WAY to hard to prevent cronies (young boys) from horsing around in the store (making paper towel forts, riding in shopping carts, etc.)

ITS THE TARGET TRYHARD, SCRAM

by NihMunel December 9, 2023

target girlfriend

A person at work (probably your work crush) that you flirt with at work for fun but have almost no ties with outside of work

“Do you like that girl or something? You always flirting with her at work”

“Nah she’s just my target girlfriend”

by anonymous November 12, 2020

Target Practive

Simultaneous reactive world events caused by the seamlessly innocent act of going to Target for groceries.

Me: I’m hungry, gonna head out to Target, ya need anything?
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.

by SlXFlVE January 12, 2021

Target Special

When someone is giving you a blowjob and you shoot them in the thigh so that they bite your dick, then you spin around so that the blood from your dick and the gunshot wound make the target logo on the floor.

I gave a hooker the target special in Cancun over winter break.

by White Obama :) January 27, 2021

Target CD

A mediocre compact disc that was manufactured by Wea (Warner-Elektra-Atlantic) from late 1982-till summer 1985. Made in Japan or West Germany. The reason why they call them targets because of the target design in the Disc. People pay stupid amounts of money on them, because they supposedly sound better than the remasters.

Mac: hey man that prince target CD sound good?
Dale: it cost me an arm an a leg

by Western Tunesmith February 7, 2021