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Clown tool

by Lenny Banter July 29, 2008
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cock tool

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is used for only sex. A cock tool is not treated like a normal human but as a masturbation device that only looks like a person. The cock tool is not talked to except to be given commands.
"Man that bitch is such a cock tool, she can't say no to any swinging dick out there."
by zanman October 3, 2006
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Debate tool

aa person who is in debate and also a tool. usually copies everyone else while trying to be cool. and he debates
Troy; hey you wanna hang with sam?
Taylor: hell no that kids a debate tool.
by t rizzle44 May 7, 2009
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tool

someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.
Jane is a tool because she dresses like Avril Lavigne while listening to New Found Glory and Dashboard Confessional just becuase Carson Daly told her to.
by sham February 8, 2003
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toolies

an older man pretending 2 b on schoolies(end of yr vacation 4 kidz who finsh h.school.)2 crack onto drunk chicks.
he's a toolie.be really carefull DO NOT GET DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by lena November 26, 2004
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Tool

A person, most often male in nature, generally pleasing to the eyes, that constantly speaks of themselves, and how often they hit the gym, bang chicks, go to the tanning salon, and get drunk, while wearing too much product in their hair and/or medium sized chains around their necks. The worst tools will not have jobs, have lower than average intellect, and date girls stupid enough to pay for everything.
That guy I met at the bar tonight was such a tool...
by TellEmLikeItIs April 30, 2010
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Tool Bag Swag

The aura given off by someone who displays extreme tool-ish behavior. Tool Bag Swag is hard to attain, as only the kings of douchebagery exemplify this quality. People who wear nothing but Polo, rediculous oversized sunglasses, and flat brimmed tool or 59fifty hats have this. Tool bag swag describes the ultimate tool's way of life.
Joe displays his Tool Bag Swag as he lifts up his Polo T-Shirt to flash girls his abdominals in the hallway.
by TheSharpestBluntObject June 1, 2011
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