tennessee blizzard

A light snow with little to no accumulation that causes irrational panic and the near-total shutdown of municipal infrastructure (including closing schools). Tennessee Blizzards often result in grocery stores completely selling out of milk and bread, and can result in death, destruction, brush-fires, and binge-drinking.

The forecast is calling for 0.00027 inches of snow. We'd better get to the grocery store and buy 47 loaves of bread and 12 gallons of milk... it's going to be a Tennessee Blizzard.

by Teabagus Maximus February 8, 2020

Tennessee Moon-pie

A sex maneuver when you put whipped cream on your asshole and clench and wait for your loved one to lick said butt-cheese off.

Yo did you see that one girl? I would do a Tennessee Moon-pie on her.

by Newboots July 28, 2020

Tennessee Hip Cracker

1. When you pick up somebody and slam them down, with them landing on their hip first.

No regrets when I pulled a Tennessee Hip Cracker on my English Teacher!

by RealDefinitionGuyManDude January 6, 2021

Tennese

A name for a brutally honest, mean, selfish person. Who does not understand forgive and forget, making her bitter? Still she has some sense if humanity, and can display selfless behaviour. Tennese is rarely seen displaying emotion, though that's just cause she's afraid to be vulnerable.

"Man that bish is such a Tennese, I hate her, but fluff do I love her"

by L3AAA June 6, 2021

Tennessee drive by

When you give a midday blowjob to your boyfriend for the purpose of videoing it for another person. Bonus points for living in Arkansas.

Man:”Time for a Tennessee Drive by.”
Her:”who should we send it to this time?”

by Kylie islander April 9, 2022

east tennessee sewer trout

A bowel movement of epic proportions, whole body feels better after releasing East Tennessee sewer trout. Usually happens after a bout of constipation.

Poop shit bowel movement

I'll catch you later, I have to go release some East Tennessee sewer trout

by s&p_hater September 10, 2018

The Tennessee Saddle

When a man places his balls (one over each eye) while a woman or man is sleeping with his butt hole towards her/his mouth so she can then awaken to eat his ass. The act of saddling his HOrsE while she is sleeping.

Girl1 :Man I got Tennessee saddled,When a man places his balls (one over each eye) while a woman or man is sleeping with his butt hole towards her/his mouth so she can then awaken to eat his ass. The act of saddling his HOrsE while she is sleeping, last night by my tinder hookup."
Girl 2: oh how nice of you to be his saddle
Girl 1: I l love being a good seat to ride

Dude 1: Dude I Tennessee Saddled my bitch and road off into the sunset.
Dude 2: Nice dude you totally saddled her.
Dude 1: Thanks bro I just totally the Tennessee Saddle

by manu08 May 6, 2021