Taking a Junior

The act of laying down a steamer that offends everyone within a 2 mile radius.

last night I was taking a junior and it damm near killed everyone in the plant. I wiped my supebad as fast as I could so as to get away from that stinking shit.....

by ItStinksInHere September 22, 2010

taking a foop

Fart poop. Meaning to fart and poop simultaneously.

James was taking a foop when he suddenly realized he was out of toilet paper.

He guys, I'm gonna go take a foop.

by Heb jenkinsloop April 19, 2014

Taking the fifth

Pleading the fifth after being tested positive for use of five different drugs

D'javarro: Dude, I heard Will was taking the fifth at Ryan's party last night.

You: No way! Must have been cray.

by Awesomeapplez March 17, 2015

taking my arse for a piss

Explosive, liquid diarrhea.

Example
Vince: "You've been in there for a while!"
Nelson: "Heavy night last night, just taking my arse for a piss!"
Vince: "I'll avoid trap two"

by ShitDemon January 8, 2015

taking the underground railroad

When someone snorts cocaine with a harriet tubman 20$ bill

Guy: "hey man you wanna be taking the underground railroad cuz my dealer got me the good hook up"

by GuccimaestroSS June 2, 2016

Taking a Steve

(Taking a Steve) that massive shit that is uncomfortable enough to feel like your tearing your anus

(Taking a Steve )
man #1 where is Hollywood ?

Man #2 I don't know I think he is taking a massive Steve

Man#1 ohh that explains why he was running so fast a minute ago!!.

by StarfishSex August 9, 2016

taking sand to the beach

1. When you take your girlfriend or wife somewhere or any social event where, there is a good chance to mingle with other women.

Why did you invite her to Rio? You're just taking sand to the beach.

by EngineerMinded June 12, 2017