Hang-trums

Hanger-tantrums /Hanger-trums /Hang-trums : The act of an adult behaving like a toddler because they are hungry & everybody sucks. This can include the following:

- Stomping of feet
- Unnecessary drama
- Drooling over terrible food

- Responding to questions with "I don't care", "whatever", or "it doesn't matter"

- Making statements like "I guess you just want me to starve"

Hang-trums are always preceded by hanger symptoms & get worse the longer untreated.

"Hunny, do you feel better now that you ate?"
"Yes I do, I think I was just hungry"

"Well, during your hang-trums you pushed that old lady out of line & threw a plastic burger at a child because it wasn't real"

by 3vi1M0nk3yz June 11, 2019

hanging a wreath

the act of fellatio provided by a man (or woman) with a full mustache and goatee to another man's penis, such that the hair surrounding the mouth forms a ring around the shaft.

'Twas the season to be giving, so Earl planned on hanging a wreath for Haley Jake; Haley Jake responded in kind.

by vingt20 June 17, 2011

Hanging hog

When you’re clothed but your flaccid penis is out.

I looked over the fence to talk to the neighbor and he was hanging hog, so I went back inside

by Hoghanger357 June 24, 2022

inconspicuous hang

To display with museum quality recessed lights in such a way as to cast a unified field of illumination. Typically the piece is protected a single velvet rope.

Dude, did you check out the inconspicuous hang of that poster? Lucky the velvet rope is there, those recessed lights are going to sprak a pilgrimage.

by hand model February 17, 2009

Hanging brass

The genitals, sometimes referred only to the testicles.

When i am on duty i wear a cup to protect my hanging brass!

by Nobli January 14, 2023

Jock Hang

The act of repeatedly pestering or praising another, used on MMO forums to describe fanboys who idolise another player by repeatedly posting about their guild leader or another player, also those who repeatedly troll another forum poster.

Adam: Dude check out this video of my GL kicking ass

Dave: Man your such a pathetic jock hang.

by Heidho April 22, 2010

Hanging Pickle

When your cock unknowingly sneaks out the side of your boxers while your lounging around watching Netflix.

Mom: Son you need to adjust
Son: What? Leave me alone I’m watching flix.

Mom: You got a hanging pickle.

Son: Shit!

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019