British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.
Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*
by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021
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Snatch thief

When one steals another's man or women from them
D stole big hungry and denied being a snatch thief
by Karma gottam October 11, 2021
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Rooster Thief

I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler
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Thief of the night

Someone who rapes people of the time of darkness.
The thief of the night was caught after being found out with multiple victims.
by yourmumultragay on ig January 27, 2019
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poon thief

A person, object or animal that always has success in attracting women (poon) and often annoys their friends because of it. Often used when someone is trying to steal another's girlfriend/wife etc.
'Did hear about Ben trying to make out with Sophia?'

"Yeah. That guys such a poon thief!"
by Pinkgoodnight June 26, 2014
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Thief in the night

Someone who likes to go out only at night and see women or men. You know for why..
Santi: I’m going to meet up with a girl tonight.
Me: Damn Santi so your a thief in the night huh?
by santiiii June 18, 2024
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gravy thief

A woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. Specifically, the "thief" tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have sex with him. Afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man's "gravy" from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her vagina. She may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she's successful.
Poor Bob fell victim to a gravy thief. Now he has to pay child support for a kid that's being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.
by bruuuh March 13, 2015
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