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Belt Theory

You can't wear a brown belt with black shoes and you can't wear a black belt with brown shoes
Hazel, haven't you ever heard about the belt theory, that belt so doesn't go with those shoes!
by NikiLicky September 10, 2009
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boredom theory

The Boredom Theory is when people with too much time on their hands have nothing to do, so they come up with problems that no one has, in order to keep themselves entertained.
When someone decides to purposefully cause a problem in order to have something to do, that person has done the "boredom theory"
by TheBigSwininn May 22, 2022
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The Fap Theory

To go full lengths to meet your sexual needs.

When a person is so horny they could literally f*ck anything. This can release someones Inner Demon. When someone 'BUST A FAT ONE,'(masturbate) they typically don't think about what they masturbated to. But mentally unstable people will do malicious activities to meet their sexual needs. Such as rape, child molestation, viewing child pornography, or f*cking an animal (furries). This theory is seeking out the physiological potential in helping the unstable.
Most malicious activities are due to the fap theory.
by UnCreative March 17, 2018
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Cheerie Theory

The theory that members of the Cheerie clan hatch from eggs rather than parturition. While some members embrace this theory while some do not. People who oppose the Cheerie theory are called Cheerie theory deniers (CTD).
Oh really man? You heard of the Cheerie theory? I am a full supporter of the Cheerie theory. Cheerie theory deniers am I right?
by Cheerie fanatic April 26, 2023
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Music Theory

The principles/guidlines of classical, real music. Modern musicians tend to neglect music theory or have little knowledge of it. However, most knowledgeable musicians have a basic idea of theory. (Steve Vai and Yngwie Malmsteen to cite two)
Person 1: "Hey, play me a Em, FM, and GM in common time so I can put together a solo using the Em scale."
Person 2: "Whats common time?"
Person 1: "Oh great, I'm jamming with a moron."

You look like an asshole when you don't know music theory.
by Markus5273 October 3, 2005
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Tit Theory

'the tit-theory' states that when a male or females mammary glands are disturbed instant gratification is received by both the clutched and the touched, leading to the muscles on both ends of the mouth to flex uncontrollably.
even the hardest nigga on the block will react 'happily' even when he says 'he going to shoot you', when you apply the tit theory on him.
by Qaxoohit October 3, 2009
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