1. "I love those tennis balls"
by Annonymous Rhonchaus January 21, 2003
A term that basically states that a person must be a douchebag if they play enough tennis to get tennis elbow, since only douches play tennis.
Hank Hill: Excuse me sir, did you get that injury playing tennis or golf?
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}
From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}
From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 28, 2010
The original term for a player winning all four of the major tennis Championships (the Australian Open, French Open, Wimbledon and US Open during the same calendar year.
Recently, this term has been bastardized by the media and others to include bogus combinations such as "non-calendar year Grand Slam", "career Grand Slam" etc - but none equals the difficulty or rarity of achieving the only true Grand Slam.
Hence, it has only been achieved in Singles tennis play by two men and three women: Don Budge and Rod Laver (twice), and Brinker, Court and Steffi Graf, respectively.
Other sports use the term to portray winning all of the major championships in one calendar year (ie golf). In Baseball it refers to hitting a bases-loaded home run and in Contract Bridge it refers to winning all tricks in one hand.
Recently, this term has been bastardized by the media and others to include bogus combinations such as "non-calendar year Grand Slam", "career Grand Slam" etc - but none equals the difficulty or rarity of achieving the only true Grand Slam.
Hence, it has only been achieved in Singles tennis play by two men and three women: Don Budge and Rod Laver (twice), and Brinker, Court and Steffi Graf, respectively.
Other sports use the term to portray winning all of the major championships in one calendar year (ie golf). In Baseball it refers to hitting a bases-loaded home run and in Contract Bridge it refers to winning all tricks in one hand.
by BeBopnJazz June 08, 2009
Joto tennis club was founded by joe the toe on June 11 1953. People who attend joto tennis club are usually rather large and tubby and have a 90 % chance of NOT losing their virginity.
Person 1: Do you know anyone who went to joto tennis club?
Person 2: Only that prosty-thot down the road
Person 2: Only that prosty-thot down the road
by PS■● August 16, 2018
by Sparkletheunicorn22 September 06, 2015
When you are so fly u are above a pimp or a mac etc. Tennis Shoe hustla is not always used in the context of women although it abviously can be. you see son when uze a TSH you jus so fresh.
Ignant nigga: ay yo you aint nothin but a Tennis-shoe Hustla
Edjumacatid mo fo: nigga dats ignant (proceeds to whop on ignant niggas ass)
Edjumacatid mo fo: nigga dats ignant (proceeds to whop on ignant niggas ass)
by That mo fo' July 07, 2006
Best flippin' game ever created. Only the ultra amazing minds of Joe E and Adam K could have come up with such an amazing game.
Played with 2 teams of a max of 2 players on each side, on a tennis court.
Rules:
1. No reaching over or going over the other side of the net
2. If the ball goes over the fence, you lose
3. You lose if the ball completly stops rolling
4. Balls that somehow roll under the fence and stop under, or on the other side are played, andn counted as a stop.
5. Play EVERYTHING.
6. No blacks, jews or Ty's.
7. The only exception to the player-per team-rule is if you are playing double court (!!!)
Played with 2 teams of a max of 2 players on each side, on a tennis court.
Rules:
1. No reaching over or going over the other side of the net
2. If the ball goes over the fence, you lose
3. You lose if the ball completly stops rolling
4. Balls that somehow roll under the fence and stop under, or on the other side are played, andn counted as a stop.
5. Play EVERYTHING.
6. No blacks, jews or Ty's.
7. The only exception to the player-per team-rule is if you are playing double court (!!!)
"Up for some Googaly Goggaly Tennis today, Adam?"
"Heck yes! Kristyn is goin' down!"
And yes, she lost.
"Heck yes! Kristyn is goin' down!"
And yes, she lost.
by Joe E Rules April 14, 2005