lauryn templeton

the definition of cringe; makes you wanna die

Lauryn Templeton just walked in...I can feel you cringing.

by icanfeelyoucringing December 22, 2016

SAUSAGE TEMPLE

A body that likes a lot of Sausage

Kim said while ordering breakfast, "My body is a Sausage Temple"

by marcowh May 3, 2019

Getting Teslad

When you get run over by an electric car on autopilot. Occasionally starting a fire after

Dan: I heard on the news today that someone got teslad in the California area. This really needs to stop happening

Bob: God damnit. More people are getting teslad every day. You’d think that they’d actually fix their AI, but no.

by Sepho April 24, 2021

Gillette Templeton

When a hairy middle aged male ejaculates on his own beard then shaves his legs in a bath tub while smoking a cigarette.

Tim "I really cut my leg yesterday while attempting the gillette Templeton"
Alex "go wash your hands"

by TimHasMilkDudTitties October 15, 2021

Nikola Tesla

An Extremely Based and Cool guy who is a Serb nationalist loved by all and loved using the old Russian Empire Server on Discord Being that he was a Prince and he was also extremely active with the new Russian Empire Server not as active

Person 1: You know that guy Nikola Tesla on discord
Person 2: No
Person 1: Oh well he’s really based and cool

by Based and sigma January 3, 2022

High Templar

A wretched, screaching, pedantic, nauseating individual. Known for his burps and growls of ferociousness. When a High Templar is around, multiple muggers in a 5 mile radius will be known to shout "Bring me my money". Templar also graduated at the top of his class at poop joke university, getting a doctorate in saying the most immature things, at only 12 years old.

A: High Templar is on his waster.

Mugger: Bring me my money!

by ColeImInYourWalls! August 31, 2022

Tesla

The name of the most beautiful, nicest, coolest, cutest, creative girl around. When spending time with Tesla you will feel intimidated for her beauty and charisma is over whelming. All moments spent with Tesla will be cherished and replayed in your mind. Dreams may possibly pursue.

Just got back from seeing Tesla, I already miss her.

by Anonymous4055 December 8, 2013