taint eater

somebody that loves to eat anothers taint.

rick brewer is a fucking taint eater.

by ryan yoho April 11, 2004

taint crane kick

A swift kick to the taint using the crane kick method. As taught to Daniel-san by Mr. Miyagi.

sometimes a Spartan just needs a good "taint crane kick".

by ossuary October 16, 2008

taint faint

A numbness in the part of the body between the rectum and testicles, or rectum and vagina.

Riding that bike has made me numb down there. I think I have taint faint.

by steve freund November 2, 2007

taint hair

hair between nuts and ass.

man that bitch was lickin my taint hair.

by smokinhash March 16, 2010

taint hanger

when a male insert his thumb in a females ass, the while the middle finger is in the vagina of an up-side-down woman.... so as to carry her around like a 6 pack of beer.

she was so small i almost gave her an taint hanger

by akfffsf January 14, 2007

Taint bait

The massive buildup of taint cheese for using as bait to capture a taint lover or taint licker....

The act of using ones taint for bait, to bait a taint lover or taint licker....

Holy shit!!! that bitch has taint bait for me!!!!

by rkmalone January 7, 2010

Taint Henneley

When you pass out after a long night of drinking and your friends shave their pubes and glue them to your face. AKA "Sasquatch Dingleberry."

Last night my buddy got wasted and we gave him a "Taint Henneley."

by Ryan Tapley October 27, 2008