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Sympathy Ham

Turning up at somoenes funeral, and instead of bringing a bunch of flowers or something, bringing a ham, with "Sorry For Your Loss" spelled out in cloves on it....
"Sorry for your loss Mary..... here's a ham, a sympathy ham...."
by Blathnaid April 9, 2010
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symphany

A smart girl with a little booty but a lot to offer. Very intelligent yet nasty. Smokes a lot of pot.
"Whoa girl over there sure is Symphany"
"Wanna smash Symphany tonight?"
by symphany June 18, 2018
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Undeserved Sympathy

Sympathy that is actually deserved because most wealthy homes are cesspools of abuse and alcoholism. But because the world believes when your rich you have everything, rich kids often don't obtain the sympathy they deserve.
Undeserved Sympathy: sympathy which should really be granted to the rich but is not due to shallow jealousy

I'm sorry we'll be in Aspen this week. Why don't you call your friends and ask them to come over.

Translation: I'm sorry we have the money to continue our search for entertainment instead of doing the job we're supposed to do in raising you. Why don't you look to others for your self esteem and nurturing.

We're going to the Reads Charity event, if you want something, Helda can make it for you.

Translation: Once again, we won't be home for nice dinners and family cooked meals, instead we'll leave you a kitchen full of food that has to be cooked and you can spend the evening listening to how much our staff doesn't like us.

I'll get you a job.

Translation: We weren't home or sober enough to make sure you learned the coping skills you'd need to survive in the world, so we'll call a friend and get you employment which will pay well but leave you souless because in your heart of hearts you'll know you don't deserve it.

I married a younger woman/man.

Translation: I didn't need respect from society because I have money, so I picked myself out a nice prostitute to be your stepmother.
by yachtclub101.blogspot.com September 29, 2010
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nigger sympathy

When you sympathize with blackies. I.e. not whipping them and feeling sorry for them.
"Hey did you go to the Black Lives Matter march?"
"Fuck no, I don't have nigger sympathy."
by NegroHomosexual March 17, 2017
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Symphonic band

A symphonic band is simply a band for smarter and more advanced musicians. People who were put in a concert band are rejects that didn't make the symphonic band.
The symphonic band has much more advanced music, for much more advanced musicians.
by Symphonic band October 13, 2015
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Symptoms

Word spoken in reference to one who exhibits symptoms of the ailment also known as homosexuality. Usually spoken when someone is suspected of being a homosexual.
Any frat guy who likes Lady Gaga has symptoms.
by zcusm April 23, 2010
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yahoudi sympathizer

When you kiss, get head, or fuck a Jew.
OMG did you see Homam kiss that jew? He's a yahoudi sympathizer.
by benoitbarnes December 9, 2008
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