Drain the Swamp

The take a shit and piss at the same time

“Damn I just drained the swamp now I feel 5 pounds lighter”

Drain the Swamp- To completely drain your bowels and bladder

by getreckm8 November 3, 2019

SWAMP ASS

WHEN ONE'S ASS SWEATS UNCONTROLLABLY AND THAT SWEAT BEGINS TO SOAK THROUGH THEIR UNDERWEAR AND PANTS.

I HAD TO WAIT IN THE DRIVE THRU WITH NO A/C AND HAD THE WORST CASE OF SWAMP ASS EVER.

by BIGSKINNY August 5, 2008

swamp donkey

of British origin, meaning a slobbering blob of a girl who hangs out at shady bars hoping for some action.

So I tell the swampdonkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and I have her lick me yardballs.

by G-spot June 27, 2004

The Swamp Monster

The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp monster.

Neil: why are joe's finger nails always dirty?
Ross: well... he's bored of The Stranger...
Neil & Ross: The Swamp Monster?!

by The Dirty Stranger February 19, 2008

swamp ass

A build up of sweat and schmancter usually forming on the under carriage in the crease between the berry bag and the inner thigh. After aging, "swamp ass" can put out a distinct and distasteful odor. Swamp ass is caused by extended periods of physical activity. Obesity can contribute to the severity.

After several hours of worm wrestling and sword fighting, Jason and Eric both had terrible cases of swamp ass.

by Jason Belanger December 8, 2003

swamp water

a mixture of all the fruit juices found behind a bar of a drinking establishment. may be mixed with any type of alcohol.

bartender: what'll you have?

customer: I'll have a swampwater. I'm the designated driver!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Swamp Toe

A nasty, inflammed, yellow looking toe which are usually found on kids with the name Chance.

Wow man! Look at that damn swamp toe!

by McFattyCakes July 10, 2016