Subway

The perfect chance to catch all kinds of diseases.

Person 1: "Today I want to get HIV, should I go to a festival?"

Person 2: "Yea, just take the subway"

by mynamearejeff May 7, 2018

subways of your mind

Formerly known as the most mysterious song on the internet, subways of your mind is a song recorded by german rock band Fex. The first attempt to identify the song happened in 2007. The song was recorded from a radio broadcast in 1984, with the master tape for this version still being lost as of now. Despite this, several versions of the song have surfaced following the identification of the song and band.
A demo from 1983
A rehearsal from 1984
The final mix of the song (this was the one broadcast on the radio, the official release is sourced from a copy that the keyboard player had)
A live performance from 1985
An acoustic performance in 2024 (notably broadcast on the same station the song was first recorded from)

Paranoid anyway,
in the subways of your mind

by Bossboy28 February 16, 2025

Subway gang

To be part of the subway gang your dick has to be 6 inches or bigger

Cletus: damn I can’t be part of the subway gang bc my dick is only 5 1/2”
Leroy: I’m part of the subway gang bc my dick is 6”

Leroys sister: he is definitely part of the subway gang

by Sisterfucker.com October 27, 2020

working at subway

when you'r looking pretty sub-missive and bread-able

Hey homie, yur're looking like you are working at subway tonight. Mind if I get that $5 foot long?

by Loopy Proverb August 27, 2021

Subway Station

When an individual or group continuously poop in the same spot without mercy or grace.

The First few weeks on the job was graceful until a subway station hit me of my game.

by GeminiMojoMAC May 23, 2023

Subway Sandwich

a subway sandwich is a discord guy whose oc is an emo and he makes everything sound sus all day like a little boy

A: You know that guy over there? what was his name, Mike?
B: Yeah, he’s such a Subway Sandwich.

by puromu May 18, 2022

roasted subway

When you see a very sunburnt old lady walking on the street wearing a subway shirt. The old lady will look extremely red and she will be walking extremely slow, most likely needing to use a cane.

"Did you see that roasted subway walking by the Whole Foods? I thought she was going to die at any moment"

by byebye7348378 August 22, 2022