Straw Job

When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.
Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.
by Ancient_Armadillo March 11, 2022
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straw job

when a girl is so into a blow that job that she drinks your jiz
Bruh my girl is crazy. She gave me a straw job last night.
by (:)]+< November 02, 2010
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Straw back

After everyone went home I decided to roll up my straw back weed/bud.
by Topdawg_bze November 13, 2023
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Alabama Straw

If you kiss her during anal, you're using her body as a straw to suck your own dick.
She helped me with the Alabama straw last week.
by Mfisc56 December 06, 2020
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straw therapy

My stomach hurts, I might not go to school
Yeah just do some straw therapy
by Fat kisser February 26, 2020
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Straw-fucking

It's when you put one straw's tip inside another straw's tip and try to spit alcohol (or whatever else) back and forth to blow it into the other person's mouth.
Person 1: Hey give me your face. Let's put our straws together. Because this is so fun and cute.
Person 2: Uh.. what? uh.. okay?
Person 3: Are you guys....really... straw-fucking? BYE.
by fuckyourfacetrickbitch September 24, 2018
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Straw Girl Summer

It is like home. Like a fresh breath of air. Like reuniting with an old friend. But its nothing like the scent of rain. It is straw girl summer. Not hot girl summer, straw girl summer. Also, get your HPV shot. Love you.
Yo son, stop twiddlin your fiddle, its straw girl summer!

Martha! Do not eat the fire! You will ruin the vibes. Quit actin like its hot girl summer, its straw girl summer now.
by Straw Girl Summer July 07, 2020
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