shitzoid

Much like a Schizoid, this is the lowest level of Schizophrenic, Deluded, Nuts, Whacko people out there.

"That dude that was hitting on you at that dive bar was a real SHITZOID!"

by The Capn' October 25, 2006

spitzer sandwich

1. Any ménage à trois with Stephen Colbert as the meat.

2. A degrading sex act performed with the assistance of two NY hookers.

"I am the meat in a Spitzer sandwich." - Stephen Colbert

by thesaurus_rex March 13, 2008

sitzplinker

This is a German word that literally means "a man who sits to pee", but it is used commonly to call a guy a wimp.

stop being such a sitzplinker!

by you_never_know March 31, 2009

Seitz

A skinny whore who is a pedophile

She's such a seitz

by Robin23 March 4, 2009

spitzer

A very intelligent and accomplished person who does an extremely stupid thing which ruins his/her career.

My physics professor got caught plagiarizing from a grad student's research paper. What a spitzer!

by UD Reader July 7, 2008

sitzprobe

Shoving fallen innards back into the rectum with a phallic object

Fuck I’ve got piles! You got a sitzprobe for me to sort it out??

by Crispinhot October 5, 2017

tiffany scitz

1. A really pretty girl. 2. Shes really amazing and has my heart!!

somebody Loves Tiffany scitz

by meiuhn March 28, 2009