stealing the pooty

is when you tell a women any lie that it takes to get her to have sex with you !

Hey that woman from work how did you land her?
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !

Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?

Well yeah !

by Uncle Striker December 3, 2019

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Navy Steal

A person who did not serve in the military, but commits stolen valor from real U.S. Navy SEALs.

Person 1- “Look at Steven’s Facebook profile, he wrote the He’s a Navy Seal.”

Person 2- “I’ve known him straight out of high school, he never enlisted in any branch. Navy STEAL sounds more like it.”

by The Dequalizer August 8, 2019

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stealing a base

When you take the next step(base) in a relationship without consent.

Did you hear about Jesse and Chloe?
Yeah, I think she dumped him after he tried stealing a base.
That’s rough.

by Snaccson September 28, 2019

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Sign stealing scandal

A diversion for some of the elite to keep people focused on baseball scandals instead of the people who are taking their (the fans) money.

The sign stealing scandal got the attention of a lot of people, it distracted them from what the elite who are not part of any sports organization were doing with their money, and with their own time.

by Solid Mantis February 10, 2020

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