steak and jam

A sex move where the female fills her vagina with jam and the male insues to penetrate.

Carly: Oh my god John, I love the steak and jam!!
John: Oh yes Carly, I love jam all over my cock!

by Pirate_Turtle April 11, 2016

Steak face

That face you make when the bass is Just. That. Good.

Ah mate, have you seen Ruth's steak face when she listens to Thundercat?

by RutiePatootie January 29, 2021

asian steak

Code name for Doggystyle.

Man, I was so horny at the restaurant I had to tell her I wanted an Asian Steak.

by y0ung_dagg3rd1ck November 19, 2017

steak mud

N.)
The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas, a byproduct of the large quantities of steak consumed in the last few days

Oh dear lord, who just expelled that Steak Mud?

by MotelPubes July 25, 2018

Order the steak

When going out to eat we all know steak is usually the most expensive thing on the menu, so “order the steak” is used to show that you/someone went all out when doing something.

Damn you’re turning 16 this year, you better order the steak for your birthday.

Did you see how huge Beyoncé’s new house is?! She really ordered the steak.

by Niconicodiiie January 06, 2018

Steak-Snake

A beefsteak which has been skillfully fashioned into the shape of a snake. By carefully carving a steak into one long strip, it takes on the likeness of a snake. A stick with a long thread is often attached to the head of the steak-snake so that one can create the illusion that the snake is alive. A steak-snake is suitable as a gift and is often presented to children on Christmas morning after which it quickly becomes their favourite plaything. Children can often be seen playing with steak-snakes well into March/April once the aroma of the steak has become intolerably pungent. It is not out of the ordinary for steak-snakes to be further decorated with a tongue and eyes crafted respectively from carrot and black peppercorns.

David - "I don't know what to get Johnny for Christmas. Do you have any ideas?"

Mark - "Yeah man, make him a steak-snake, kids love steak-snakes."

"I've had it with these motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane!"

by I've heard of one. May 16, 2018

Steak Fucker

Someone who literally fucks steak.

Used as a form of masturbation.

Someone cuts a hole in a steak and proceeds to insert their genitalia.

“Hey, you look like a steak fucker...”

“My Dad is a steak fucker...”

by NotRebecca December 26, 2018