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starbucks troll 

The most basic troll you will find. They ushally emanate joy and laughter but do not be fooled. When it comes to Starbucks they will use what ever means necessary to get their drink. Often found in Starbucks ordering the most basic drinks.
Starbucks troll: "OMG PUMKIN SPICE LATTE " (happily shoves a disabled person aside and orders a pumpkin spice latte)

Mom in line: "I have heard of these creatures. I think that's a Starbucks troll ."

Mom's small child: inches closer to get a better look at the troll.

Mom in line: snatches her child and holds them close. "Careful! The Starbucks troll will become vishious if you stand between it and the barista!!!"
starbucks troll by TPea September 17, 2017
The collective term for a group of basic bitches.
A murder of crows, a school of fish, a Starbucks of basic bitches.

Starbucks nose

A condition caused by repeatedly poking your nose on the little plastic steam vent found on to-go coffee lids.
I had a bad case of starbucks nose after my third psl today.
Starbucks nose by Fanny Callahany December 8, 2017
The headquarters for every white white girl. Even with its good coffee, it’s criticized for being the “White KFC”
“Why get Walmart coffee when you can get Starbucks?”
Starbucks by xX_Boss_Xx January 24, 2018
A place where white girls or white girl wannabes go to drink caffeinated drinks and eat pastries it’s basically the white girl hang out spot after shopping in the mall for three hours
Olivia: I can’t take this anymore I’m carrying too many bags
Karen:let’s go to Starbucks
Abena:Bitch nope!

Navdeep: Hell no!

Sakura: Lets grab some bubble tea!!

White girl Squad: No Starbucks hoe!
Starbucks by JaeTrash May 6, 2018
A drinkable drug for all white people ages 10 and up
So you got my Starbucks?”- Young white female
Starbucks by Owens Ex May 6, 2018