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sock stampede

when you bang an ugly girl from behind and hide her gross fugly head by shoving it into the sock drawer, which causes the drawer to unlatch and dump socks everywhere
-hey dude, i didn't know you were doing laundry

-i'm not, i just gave your mom a sock stampede like 10 minutes ago and haven't had time to clean up.
by walcott August 20, 2008
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The Dirty Staed

The act of when your having sex with your chick and you shit on her tits and then roll her on her side and fuck her hard till the shit slides off her boobs.
Me: dude I totallly pulled the dirty Staed last night!!

Friend: damn again?!?!

Me: hell yeah, my moms pissed though cause she thinks I slept with candy bar in bed..
by Dontturnofflightsmomimnotready November 30, 2017
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Calgary Stampede

The opposite of the Bucking Bronco, in which the male has his testicles bound, the female dons a strap-on and hops on the male, entering quickly - holding onto the bound nuts for dear life.

Good payback for women who have suffered the pain of the infamous bucking bronco .
"I pulled a Calgary Stampede on him last night. Stayed on a full 8 seconds, a new record!"
by Muffinzz September 9, 2011
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Bell Shaped

When a plan goes badly or does not work out correctly.
"Mike's plan to hook up with Melody went all Bell shaped"
by bltzkrg242 October 10, 2008
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that's what she stated

because said is dead, the phrase 'that's what she said' became "that's what she stated". yes its kinda stupid but really funny to say after someone says, "thats what she said."
Guy1"hey dude, i like your shirt"
Guy2"that's what she said"
Girl"That's what she stated!"
by Shadow_Casters' Friend May 26, 2010
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Rubber Stamped

The act of pulling down ones pants and placing your asshole on the face of someone who is passed out and/or being held down.
"Damn, did you hear about John getting rubber stamped last night? It was fucking hilarious."
by Mike Follage April 15, 2008
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Stapled

To be extremely excited for an upcoming event or activity.
Dude, I'm so stapled for that concert on Friday night!
stoked

pumped
by beeeeepbooooop14564 June 21, 2011
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