SECRET SQUIRREL

You and/or someone is up to something .......They ain't saying..

He isn't telling anyone anything,up to some secret squirrel shit again......Fucker.

by GS71 October 29, 2019

Shower Squirrel

That heinous matt of hair that collects in the drain of your shower making your tub back up and your stomach hurl.

For best results, sneak up on the shower squirrel and plunge your hand without looking, scoop up the offending hair in your clutched fingers and deposit quickly into the awaiting toilet. Make sure to close the lid immediately. Shower squirrels can be resilient little buggers. Flush. Latex gloves are optional.

by Writer MD September 23, 2009

Fried Squirrel

A fart gone awry; an intention to release flatulence, and unintentionally poop your pants.

"I had to up and leave church 'cause I had to get some new got damned pants".

"Why?"

"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"

"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"

"Well, you did. You did"

by Diet Sun Drop June 1, 2014

banshee squirrel

annoying people that are constantly getting on your case about nothing. they are pricks and dumbasses, and they tend to make random snoring noises out of no where. Shoot these people in the face!!!!!!!!

That bitch over there is a banshee squirrel, she wont ever shut the hell up.. and she constantly is like SNORING or some shit.

by Kory Wilford January 14, 2008

squirrel-cat

In a horror film, when the director needs a cheap scare, he or she will throw a wig into the frame and yell "Merow!"

"Hey, did you see that movie Clear Lake? It wasn't scary at all."
"I know, it was just one squirrel-cat after another."

by Seeing Double November 10, 2013

The Squirrels Pearls

When an event or person is absolutely amazing. Top of the heap, best of the best.

That ice cream sundae was the squirrels pearls!

by Crazy Squirrel Anpanman May 21, 2019

Information Squirrel

Someone who obtains information or data on a subject and stores it away, whether or not they will ever look at it again.

Bob became an information squirrel when shopping for his new refrigerator while he was online and printed 166 pages of the research that he had done.

by bob3d July 25, 2018