secret squirrel

secret agents such as CIA, FBI, ATF, etc. Undercover police officer.

runnin from secret squirrel

by Tom Max November 13, 2003

SECRET SQUIRREL

You and/or someone is up to something .......They ain't saying..

He isn't telling anyone anything,up to some secret squirrel shit again......Fucker.

by GS71 October 29, 2019

Shower Squirrel

That heinous matt of hair that collects in the drain of your shower making your tub back up and your stomach hurl.

For best results, sneak up on the shower squirrel and plunge your hand without looking, scoop up the offending hair in your clutched fingers and deposit quickly into the awaiting toilet. Make sure to close the lid immediately. Shower squirrels can be resilient little buggers. Flush. Latex gloves are optional.

by Writer MD September 23, 2009

Fried Squirrel

A fart gone awry; an intention to release flatulence, and unintentionally poop your pants.

"I had to up and leave church 'cause I had to get some new got damned pants".

"Why?"

"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"

"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"

"Well, you did. You did"

by Diet Sun Drop June 1, 2014

Squirrel gravy

When you cum in a significant others mouth from atop a tree.

Honey, climb up that tree and give me some of that dirty squirrel gravy.

by Thunderclese February 2, 2019

eye squirrel

A large bushy thing that rests above the eye. Also known as the 'eye brow'

Yo did you see how big Ethan's eye squirrels are?

Yeah, they're huge!

by Slap mouth May 31, 2017

The Squirrels Pearls

When an event or person is absolutely amazing. Top of the heap, best of the best.

That ice cream sundae was the squirrels pearls!

by Crazy Squirrel Anpanman May 21, 2019