Squirrel World 

Squirrel World is a telling metaphor or pet name for the lovely squirrel-filled city of Ann Arbor, Michigan. The term was first coined by Jay Borchert, a PhD student in Sociology at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor after he moved from the squirrel-free world of Chicago to squirrel world to begin his graduate work. When in Ann Arbor, you'll be sure to see people feeding squirrels, squirrels crossing the street, squirrels wandering up to people as if to ask "what's up" and the fattest most well-fed squirrels in the U.S.

For example, I went to Merida, Mexico for vacation which is "iguana world" and then returned to squirrel world, granola, and academic life.

Squirrel World by PhDeeJay June 12, 2012

Squirrel Boner

An idiot. Generally a fratty kind of person who wears only Lacoste, Polo, Vineyard Vines and New Balance. The name comes from the relative size of their penis.

"Look at that squirrel boner over there trying to get in her pants!"
"He'll never make it. She wants a real man, not a squirrel boner."

Squirrel Boner by Puchley October 27, 2008

Squirrel in My Tree 

A euphamism for having an STD.

Dude I fucked this girl last week and now I think I have a fucking squirrel in my tree.

Squirrel in My Tree by Bob Montgomery January 7, 2008

squirrel meeting 

To gather and settle a dispute between 2 or more parties

I Tell C He Tell Doug They Tell KT
We Proceed 2 Surround Em And Call Him Squirrel Meeting
Pick The Perfect Spot To Make Sure That The Girls See
...T.I

squirrel meeting by Kalico February 19, 2008

squirrel anus

Often happens after a case of hemorrhoids; Squirrel Anus is a condition under which your sphincter closes extremely tight, so much so that once you begin a bowel movement, your feces are small acorn shaped nuggets.

My wife yelled at me for being in the bathroom for forty minutes this morning. Little did she know that I had the squirrel anus.

squirrel anus by Rodger Simmons November 12, 2014

Squirrel Bitch 

a squirrel bitch is a woman whose only goal in life is to obtain one thing: a nut. nothing more, nothing less. Created by TheShellGod, we must be on the look out for squirrel bitches, or "squirrel hoes".

"She's always on some thot shit bro, she really is a Squirrel bitch."

Squirrel Bitch by ThotOfTheYear July 1, 2017

squirrel fucker 

One who has a dick like an acorn that drives the squirrels NUTS

My friend Bill is a dirty squirrel fucker.

squirrel fucker by BazookaHorse November 29, 2017