spread the frosting

Take a dump.

Ooh! That sausage biscuit have give me he urge to "spread the frosting".

by Steve July 22, 2003

Busting Spread

(v.) the act of walking between two people, predominantly couples, while these said peoples are in the act of holding hands.

While walking down the street, you see a young couple holding hands. Since you are a beast, you decide to walk between the couple and break their hand holding party.

Victim: "Hey man what the hell!?"
"BS"er: " Sorry dude, just doin my job of busting spread all over the world."
Victim (under his breath):"That guy is awesome."

by BoSoxMan May 29, 2008

Man Spread

When someone is a douchebag so they spread their legs so wide and take up so much space aka SJJ

Me: SJJ you man spread the whole car ride to Tennessee. Please stop I’m begging you.

SJJ: Idc lmao

by bihdontsetmeup June 7, 2019

lamb spread

lambmeat/rack of lamb fancifully prepared with all the trimmings

"I shot dread in the head, took the bread n the lamb spread"

-Notorious B.I.G.
freestyle onstage-Madison Square Garden

by gobblin October 7, 2005

spread fucked

When trading options, a wide spread between the bid and ask doesn't let you enter/exit a position at a decent price.

M was trading WYNN calls but lost $75 -- got spread fucked.

by momotrader May 6, 2018

Shotgun Spread

If a man is urinating under normal circumstances the urine leaves in a straight line, which makes it very easy to aim. However it can happen, after rough nights, that this flow is not a perfect line but rather a shotgun spread, meaning the flow goes everywhere but the intended target area.

"Sorry it took me so long on the bathroom. I had to clean up after I enjoyed a shotgun spread."

by creiss October 10, 2009

Cooking the spread

when you cum on a tray and put it in the oven cook it for 2 hours then put it in a sandwich and eat eat it

person1: yeah tonight im cooking the spread
person2: oh yeah can i have some

by bigg daddy 78 August 29, 2019