"Dude, last night I got a handjob from a sloppy stranger"
"Shut up, Gary, I know you were just masturbating."
"Shut up, Gary, I know you were just masturbating."
by Kemper6six6 October 4, 2017
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Me and my girlfriends relationship just got Jerry Springer. She's pregnant with her X husband. There divorce was final three months ago. Had to break up. They got back together. Her x was my good friend.bill
by maddogbill June 11, 2013
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someone who acts as though another person should know who they are but do not. The most likely origin of this word is geographic in nature. Used mainly in Brooklyn.
person A acts as though person B should know who they are, however, person B does not know person A therefore person A is a "red raw stranger".
by drivingwheel.beat May 3, 2015
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by Siob July 5, 2017
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Get the Theres no strangers tonight mug.Similar to the stranger, the perfect stranger is when both dick and hand are numb. Then you dont know what is going on until all of a sudden u get sticky.
by CrazyFireman August 26, 2009
Get the Perfect Stranger mug.when you dangle your penis over the edge of your bed, and then lean on it until it becomes numb, you then proceed to close your eyes and jack off, since your dick is numb, it feels like your jacking off someone else.
"Oh my God, i gave myself The Gay Stranger last night, and I swear to God it felt like i was giving an HJ!"
by Greg "The Captain" Hall October 14, 2006
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